Thursday, October 05, 2006

Thirteen Things You Don't Want to Hear Your Doctor Say

1. Oops.
2. This will only hurt for a second.
3. I've never seen that before.
4. Don't worry, I've watched this procedure a hundred times.
5. When was the last time you had a pelvic exam.
6. I'm sorry.
7. Let's talk about your weight.
8. You'll now feel some pressure in your anus.
9. Congratulations, it's triplets!
10. I just need to run a few more tests.
11. There's been a little mix-up.
12. That left arm isn't good for much anyway.
13. Do you ever wake up in the morning and think everything is going to be okay? Today isn't that day.

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