Thursday, December 28, 2006

When the child becomes the teacher

The naughty elf brought my parents a vibrating cock ring for Christmas. (Yes my family has an odd sense of humor.) Today I had to explain to my mom how it works. When on earth did I grow up enough to teach my parents about sex toys? It seems like just yesterday that I lived in the land of denial where my parents had a strictly platonic relationship. That was such a nice place to live.

1 comment:

Joy Leighanne said...

Oh my! Were you the naughty elf? I really don't think I could discuss that with my parents. Not only do my parents not have sex, as far as they know neither do I and even if by chance I did, nothing naughty. *blush*